WEIRDLAND

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Jake and Warren










I got quite stirred emotionally after reading my colleague genius cinephile Arden's Warren Beatty meeting and I thought he could fit perfectly in an old-Hollywood-cinema Arden's Smolder Scale, I'll have to think in making my own current smolder scale, although only 10 rankings maybe isn't sufficient.




"If a woman says I made a pass at her, I didn't. If she says I didn't, I did." -Warren Beatty.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Jake's Autumn Poem


AUTUMNAL ASPIRATION

"Starlight dances across the ground as the autumn nights do fall;
A vision made more perfect by our muse, Jake Gyllenhaal.

His starlight shines from deep within through eyes of vivid blue;
Windows to an older soul, but a heart that’s young and true.

An acting man who plays a role, not real - just a veil created;
But many causes the man supports and he should be rightly celebrated.

To find such honour in one so young, it’s rare and that’s the truth;
I’m sad to say it’s something I was lacking in my youth.

So Jake you see that whilst it’s true, your body we desire;
It’s more than that my moral friend, to your persona we aspire. "


(published previously in Jake Watch Messageboard, courtesy of Afterthedarkness)

Hey, Tobey, sorry but this poem is dedicated to Jakey, although you look cute wrapped in brown leaves as Jake.

Zodiac Trailer


According to several sources the trailer of next Jake's movie "Zodiac" was anticipated along with the release of "The Departed" by Martin Scorsese, supposedly a remake of Chinese flick Internal Affairs (2002),but it seems it hasn't happened by all accounts, instead you can watch the trailer in this link: Zodiac Trailer, courtesy of Jacknastygirl whose sleuth work is non stop. Still exciting!!

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Get Inside Jake's Pants


There is a new bid online for Jake, this time specifically for his wardrobe that he wore while performed in "Brokeback Mountain" as Jack Twist.

"If you ever wanted the shirt off Jake Gyllenhaal's back, you're in luck.

Jake's outfit from "Brokeback Mountain" will be up for grabs at a live auction on Saturday at the Human Rights Campaign's 10th Annual Dinner in Washington, D.C.

From October 13-20, the entire wardrobe from the Oscar-winning movie will be up for bid in an online auction on the e-commerce site www.seenon.com

Items like cowboy boots, jeans and hats worn by Jake, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams will be available, with proceeds benefiting the Human Rights Campaign, which is the nation's largest gay rights organization."

Extracted from Source TMZ site.

When will they stop teasing us in this shamelessly bankrupting way, folks? If I could I'd choose Jake's belt and cowboy hat.

Moonlight Mile Interview


ELLEN POMPEO (Bertie)

"RM: You had actually met Jake Gyllenhaal prior to being cast opposite him. Can you talk about that meeting?

EP: I had. Very quickly on the street, [we] just sort of said hi to each other. It was an awkward sort of flirtatious moment.

RM: Were you flirting with him or was he flirting with you?

EP: I think we were both flirting with each other (laughing).

RM: What do you think your on-screen chemistry will be like, because of that flirtation?

EP: Fantastic, I think.

RM: What does this film have to say about loss?

EP: It has to say that there is life after loss. You can never replace the person, but you can laugh.

RM: Jake seems to have this "It" quality. What is it about him?

EP: He does and I said it 500 times before and I'll say it again, it can't be articulated. Watch the movie and you see it. Watch anything he does and you'll see it.

RM: People have compared him to Dustin Hoffman. Do you see that comparison - a younger version of Dustin Hoffman?

EP: I don't know in what way they are comparing him. Clearly Jake is extremely gifted so in that sense, you could say that both of them are very gifted.

RM: Is there anything you can tell us about Jake that we might not know?

EP: He's a great cook.

RM: Did he cook for you?

EP: Yes he did. Pasta, salad, chocolate chip cookies, anything. He's a great guy. He likes to have fun and he loves to live life."


extracted from an interview to Ellen Pompeo by Rebecca Murray, courtesy of Penny Lane.

SHERRYBABY VIDEO

Joe's Journey



"JOE'S JOURNEY"

"Lost and alone with these feelings of grief
Shrouded in doubts, no hope nor belief
Gone is the dawn of that welcoming smile
Begin now to travel your own Moonlight Mile

Loss is compounded by the conflict you feel
Turmoil of emotions; which are fake, which are real?
Everyone expects you to just keep on going
All of the while your secret not knowing.

Ghosts of a past age haunt waking sleep
Prey on the memories inside that you keep
Fear your intentions laid the path to her dying
Mindful recriminations of a heart not done crying

Now complicated by feelings anew
The sense of a love that is real, that is true
But what of your duty, the debt that you owe
Bound here in this time, no place you can go

Despite best intentions to maintain the veneer
Tell tale cracks of the white lies appear
Perhaps for the best now these secrets are known
To those that you care about, honesty shown.

Truth is your freedom despite self-derision
Lifting fog from your mind, restoring true vision
The road has been travelled, at the end you can smile
The bittersweet journey along your Moonlight Mile."


(by Afterthedarkness) published previously in Jake Watch Messageboard.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

MY BIRTHDAY





And I'll need more than three wishes of the pink postcard when I blow out my candles, Jake Weird folks. These aren't exactly the strawberry chocolate cake or the balloons of my birthday party, but it will be similar, I'm lazy for taking photos with my camera, instead I've posted one arty frontal picture of me wearing red lingerie, this year I am going to receive another underclothing present.

Preparing to be uncle



Do you notice the sign of the background "KIDS"?
It's obviously a hint to the new status of our dear Jake, now officially the Sexiest Uncle Alive.

Happy Birthday to Ramona!

"Maggie Gyllenhaal and fiance Peter Sarsgaard are officially proud parents! Maggie gave birth to her first daughter late Tuesday, a source close to the Gyllenhaal family confirmed [...]

Maggie and Peter decided to name their daughter Ramona Sarsgaard. Ramona was born around 8PM at a NYC hospital.
This is the first child for Maggie, 28, and Peter, 35".

Sources: Cantara via Jake Watch Exclusive,
Just Jared and AHN.

RAMONA is a Spanish name, aside the popular Beverley Cleary's comics heroine Ramona Quimby, and one of the most emblematic records of "Throwing Muses" band leaded by Kristin Hersh: The Real Ramona, a legendary album in the alternative music.

"Two Step, Behind the Rest,
One Fingertip too long
A Hole, A Hole in the Box they carry,
Pours Sugar in the Road
Pours Dimes in Diamond Jim,
Two Months to fill Him in A Hole..."


"TWO STEP" song by "Throwing Muses" for their "THE REAL RAMONA" (1991) album.

On a related note, I sent my baby-postcard a week ago to the tender The Sarsgaals "Great Expectations" project, I hope they liked it so much as I enjoyed doing it, I'm proud that my good wishes baby postcard is added to this welcoming book which will be delivered to Judy Sarsgaard, Peter's mother. Congratulations to the whole family Gyllenhaal & Sarsgaard and the little new Gyllenhaals member RAMONA from KENDRA and JAKE WEIRD.

This is really one of the best Birthday presents that I could have imagined of receiving today because yes, folks, in case you don't know TOMORROW it's my OWN BIRTHDAY, too!! Ramona and me will share almost technically many happy birthdays from now on.
And now newly grandfather Stephen Gyllenhaal also shares his birthday with me, I'm feelind kinda giddy realising I was born the same day, 4th October, than Stephen Gyllenhaal and hours after than Ramona. Just too much, folks!!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Take my hand


"With a little love, and some tenderness
We'll walk upon the water
We'll rise above this mess
With a little peace, and some harmony
We'll take the world together
We'll take em by the hand

cause I've got a hand for you
cause I wanna run with you

Yesterday, I saw you standing there
Your head was down, your eyes were red
No comb had touched your hair
I said get up, and let me see you smile
We'll take a walk together
Walk the road awhile, cause

cause Ive got a hand for you
I've got a hand for you
cause I wanna run with you
Wont you let me run with you? yeah

Hold my hand
Want you to hold my hand
Hold my hand
I'll take you to a place where you can be
Hold my hand
Anything you wanna be because
I wanna love you the best that, the best that I can

See I was wasted, and I was wasting time
till I thought about your problems, I thought about your crimes
Then I stood up, and then I screamed aloud
I don't wanna be part of your problems
Don't wanna be part of your crowd, no

cause I've got a hand for you
I've got a hand for you
cause I wanna run with you
Ah, won't you let me run with you?"

("Take my Hand" song by Hootie & the Blowfish)

Between two women



No wonder Jake is sticking his tongue out. Catty fight!

Dress your Jake!


Doesn't Jake look nice in this exclusive attire by The Gilded Moose fashion designers, try to do your dolled-up Jake.
EDIT: Here you can see how I've dressed Jake, Reese Witherspoon and Kirsten Dunst in Stardoll.

Test your lipstick

Take your Lipstick personality quiz, from Barbie Martini.
My results are:

·Sharp angles both sides
·Personality Profile Spiritual
·Curious
·Seeks attention
·Mysterious
·Big ego
·Faithful
·Looks for easy way
·Loves life


I know, I'm looking chronicly for an easy way, but a big ego???

A very sweet coffe for Jake






This brunette chick, identified as a friend, mustn't need too much sugar in her coffee after, eh? Pics by IHJ.

Combative poetry


"The sky glows bright and soldiers panic,
Grenades and shells, an atmosphere manic.
Death and destruction lie scattered around,
The “Great and the Good” now a corpse on the ground.

But then those who lived though it, not as they began,
Changed so abruptly by the blood of a man.
Political veil lifted clean from their eyes,
To see War’s one true essence, reprieve and reprise.

People are different, be it colour or creed,
Motivation the same, mostly power and greed.
Celebrate the difference of what your “friend” says
Don’t try to force on him your righteous ways.

For an end of these days of destructive defiance
For a time we create one “Human Alliance”
Working together, not pulling apart
To realise the vision, open your heart.

Change is ongoing, but it’s direction we choose,
This is the battle that we must not loose.
Move from the view of our own nation state
Adapt, become one world…before it’s too late."


(poem courtesy by Ged aka Afterthedarkness, published previously in Jake Watch Messageboard)

Monday, October 02, 2006

Which kiss are you?


Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Spiderman

"I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?"

Kirsten's home on sale





Would you like to live in the house Kirsten lived in as a child?
Then you can buy Dunst’s childhood home for a pricetag of $1.7 million dollars.

Actress Kirsten Dunst’s childhood home is reportedly on the market for 1.7 million dollars.

The single family home was purchased by Dunst’s mother Inez at the time when she was filming the Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt starrer ‘Interview with a Vampire’.

The actress, who debuted in a Woody Allen film in 1989 at the tender age of seven, moved from her New Jersey into this house at the age of 12. Since she was too young to legally purchase a home for herself, this house remains in her mother’s name.

The home made on an area of 300 square feet, which is being shopped under the listing of “home of celebrities”, has three bedrooms, and is located on a private drive in Toluca Lake, Calif, reports TMZ.

Shelley Smith, realtor to the stars, says that Kirsten`s room includes a den at the top of a spiral staircase that was personalised with "Spiderman" movie memorabilia.

He says that pictures of the inner portions of the house have been placed in a photobook on display for the prospective buyers, and that the neighbourhood is a celebrity-rich locale, with inhabitants like the legendary Bob Hope and Bing Crosby.

Dunst’s family moved out of this home six years ago, when she bought her mom, brother and grandmother a new home on Toluca Lake.
Zeenews.com

I think that these pictures belong to this on-sale home in San Fernando Valley, whom she moved at age 11 from her first home in Point Pleasant -New Jersey- (Many communities within the San Fernando Valley are part of the City of Los Angeles, like Granada Hills, Lake View Terrace, Mission Hills, North Hollywood, North Hills, Reseda, Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Sun Valley, Sunland, Toluca Lake, Woodland Hills, etc.) showing us that Kirsten's sense of housing fashion is less quirky than her wardrobe style.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

The sexy Mail-Man





An improper appropriation of mail is a federal delict and an overdose of seductiveness probably is another delict.
We won't punish him for that, though.